'October Surprise: Obama Looks Awake!'
26 okt 2012
‘The October Surprise’ is an American election tradition. 4
years ago it was the Wall Street Crisis. What will be the Game Changer in 2012?
The answer is: it already happened. Obama’s first debate performance was so disastrous
that Michelle is still not having sex with him.
The good news is Michelle Obama may be more popular right
now than Barack, giving the President a bounce in the polls. Michelle is the
Bounce Queen. Even though – with those biceps – she looks kind of like a drag
queen.
Obama was so bad in the 1st debate that it doesn’t matter he won the 2nd & 3rd debate. It doesn’t matter that Romney puked all over himself in the second debate (see: Libya). It doesn’t matter that Romney in the 3rd debate was as bad as Obama in the 1st debate (since Monday Night Football was on, no one was watching). And it doesn’t matter that Romney keeps flip-flopping like a frog on fire. For a man who doesn’t believe in evolution – his campaign evolves every week.
Still, Romney has the momentum. The good news for Obama is:
he never performs better than when he’s losing. After months of delay, the
President has finally released his ‘Plan for Jobs.’
Mr. President, this
homework was due 3.5 years ago. At least now we know: if you vote for Obama in
November, we can expect to have jobs sometime in 2015.
NEW BIO
Shapiro is vooral bekend voor zijn rol als nieuwslezer in
Comedy Central News, een satirisch nieuwsprogramma. Verder gaf hij commentaar
op BNR. Hij is nu bezig met zijn wekelijkse programma ‘United States of
Shapiro’ op VARA HumorTV.
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